This post is less realistic compared to the zaraki laughter one, so if you do not wish to be lamed or bored to death, please stop reading as of NOW.

Its about the possibility of humans achieving shunpo, otherwise known as flash step, or in lay man's term, disappear and appear, like that of a teleportation. this is generally the idea from bleach in case u all dunno. so izzit possible? maybe. but only for a short distance. a very short one. i tink the only way to do it is thru the use of ankle to propel yourself forward, giving some sort of a boost, which for an instance will look like shunpo.

the more realistic one i tink would be float step, fast, but not to the extent of lightspeed. this can be done by doing some sort of a relaxed sprint, and jumping lightly. if u take a video of this, at an instance, both of your feet would be practically off the ground while you are propelling forward. and since only air resistance and gravity is acting on you(without friction when you are off the ground) the chances of an increased speed is high. i tried it before, but was unable to determine the speed, as in whether there was an additional boost or not.

actually flash step/float step can be used in bball, to qie(wads this in english? cut?) ppl. it works on the concept of quicksilver. but the difference is that you start slow, and move slow, so that your opponent, over a long period of time, while looking at you, will feel that you are very slow. (this works on the concept of the mind) while your opponent's mind decides that you are very slow, their guard will be let down subconsciously. and when this happens, their reaction would generally be affected, and here comes your chance to use flash step/float step. after dribbling in front of your opponent in a very slow fashion, find an opening and catch him by suprise. the time taken for him to react will be longer, allowing a higher chance of success. but this method hasnt been tested yet, so dun count on it.

now the part on moving slow needs real practice. you must adapt to moving slow first.(im trying) but its really hard. especially when you want to be fast and yet try to appear slow. perhaps it doesnt make much sense now. but anyone really tries this nonsense and happen to succeed, please, TELL ME!

Thank you for your kind attention if you have read thus far.

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